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Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.
This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra
That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.
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the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.
usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)
depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.
it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.
my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass
Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass
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When you fire a load into your hand, then overhand-throw it at someone.
Dude, Matt hit Tracey with a Trailerpark Hand Grenade...
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When you grab a broad by the back of the head and "guide" her face into your lap.
I was making out with this chick in my car and things were going kind of slow, so I used the 1,000 pound hand to get her moving in the right direction.
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This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.
Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?
Joe: Left handed hijack!
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Caught in the act of rule breaking
I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old
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A gathering of police officers standing around their sqaud cars socializing. There are usually two or more vehicles and a 'handful' officers.
Ex 1: Hey! Hide the joint, there is a hand job party to the left.
Ex 2: I would not have been arrested if that pig hand't wandered away from her/his hand job party and spotted me.
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