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The most awsome president in the world that ever lived. He is extremely intelligent.
George W. Bush helped us to defeat all terroism in the world
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The 43rd president of the United States of America, and despite a very negative approval rating, is a good man and a great president. George Bush handled, within months of his inauguraion, the most terrible terrorist attack on the U.S. ever, and at the time his handling of this tragedy gave him the highest approval rate of any president. And since then no terrorists have been successful on U.S. soil.
He successfully ivaded Iraq and took Saddam Hussein out of power. Anyone who says the war is bad is ignorant, for they believe only the media, who only looks for the bad things about the war, and the Democrats, cause Bush isn't one. He graduated Yale, he cant be dumb then, bet you couldn't, and I et if any one of you had to talk to the country, you speaking would be ten times worse than his. And for the haters out there, if Al Gore was president, there'd be attacks by the day... but there would be less pollution, so we'd all be dead, but the earth is spic and span...right. And Kerry wouldn't have been able to decide anything.
Anyone who believes George W. Bush is a bad president is an ignorant, uneducated S.O.B.
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A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.
(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)
Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.
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The man and former President of the United States whose election in 2000 saved the country from a terrible evil known as "Al Gore" and again saved the country 4 years later from another evil similar to the first, this time called "John Kerry". Unfortunately people frequently fail to recognize what would've happened under the direction of any of the alternatives.
"I'm so glad George W. Bush was elected and not Al Gore or John Kerry"
"Yeah, for sure, crisis averted!"
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Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.
Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"
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Dick, I thought you said rocks was food
I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA
Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch
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The Smartest Man Alive! Simply the greatest human being anyone has ever known; a gentleman, and a scholar. George W. Bush is a shining example of sheer excellence and comes second to none in his outstanding presidential skills! A man to be envied...
Please, try not to laugh... Just show this to your friends...
I wish I was as smart as George W. Bush.
George W. Bush is amazing.
I will never be as smart as George W. Bush!
Can we elect George W. Bush for the next 100 years?!
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