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If, at first, you don't succeed, you obviously ain't Jake Holliday
The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.
The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.
The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.
"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."
Jake Iminson is clever, cute, funny and smart. When he smiles you can’t help but smile back.
i Wish jake Iminson would ask me out!
The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
Jake O'Hara is my boy bestie and soooo hot.
Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree
Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.