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The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.
Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)
To allow one's bloated perception of one's own cleverness to negate the reality that one is continuously spiraling up and/or talking out of one's own butthole
"Did you see Aohdan totally pull a james franco the other day? He wrote this really horrible short story but got super butthurt when I pointed out that it's not a novel and it's actually like super boring, amateur hour stuff, but he is CONVINCED that he can get it published." "Damn, that's so franco."
the largest penis that has ever been identified.
Jim: Have you seen James Bonds Penis?
Mel: Yeah, he fucking destroyed me last night and my pussy flaps tore off.
Ethan James Siek is throwing that ball all the way across the fo
This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.
Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond
oh hey look its "JAMES GILBERT MOONEY" oh ya hes a twink
Niall James Horan is the hottest, most gorgeous human being alive. He IS part of the band One Direction who went on BREAK in 2015. He is an Irish Princess and he likes Potatoes. He chills out in his box and lovs ducks. He likes drinking Tinnies and going to Nandos. Apparently you make him want to tsss one more night. He laughs like a dying walrus. He was also a fake blonde, now hes got brown hair.
We love you Niall!
"Is that Niall James Horan?"
"Yeah, you should stream his new album, Heartbreak Weather"