The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.
Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*
Milk is the thing you're dad never brought to you
My dad left to get milk and he never came back
Someone or something that is god awful
Ethan: yo man hop on that verdansk
Buddy: nah bro you’re absolute milk 🥛
Milk is the thing that you're dad never came back with because he didn't want you at he broke up with your mom
My dad left to get milk and he didn't come back
milk could be used in a phrase in the sense of saying that's hot
or you could use milk as a way to say your { leaving or as a time
that was milk
that's so milk
yo i gotta milk