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When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When mix liquid poop and sperm in a coffee mug and or coffee pot and stir it around. (Made famous in Tennessee.
Rick: That Decaf Coffee didn’t sit well with me.
Bob: Why don’t you try a Will Levis Special instead.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
1. A terrified apology.
2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.
I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!
I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.
selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?
A taco special, usually used by a Mexican family, is when a man turn a woman into a living taco. He stuffs beef and lettuce in her pussy and tomatoes and cheese in her. Then he gives her the "hard shell", where he penetrates her with a very erect and hard penis.
Oh, I have Sasha a taco special last night.