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Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017


It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 04, 2025


straight squared

When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.

"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"

by daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang June 28, 2018


Straight Seat

The empty seat purposely left between two guys at a public event (movie theater, sports game, etc.) so other people don't think they are gay and/or on a date.

"Dude, I don't want people here at the movies to think we're on a date or something."

"It's cool, bro. We'll leave a Straight Seat between us so it doesn't look like we're together."

by WERQ May 07, 2014


straight hustle

That's when you 5-0, 5T, OT but not quite Go-At-Them. Now, the real gangster should keep it straight up hustling the Streets itself, though. Check the reality out on Streets of Rage 2. Like Jesus said though, "cause you have to love the goddamn neighbor either way"; that be the HEAT of it, KID.

'Cause in Gotham, I don't want to, but I have to, straight hustle some shit on Facebook to collect-call my damn welfare check.

by T.o.M.2 December 30, 2020


Straight Fib

A phrase, which was introduced by the popular YouTuber Vlog Creations, which expresses the feeling that someone is fibbing. "Straight fib" is nerdy alternative to the modern phrase "straight cap."

"Nah, bro, that's straight fib."

by Wendell 6765103 February 21, 2022


Cabin straight

Someone that straight but will get down with dudes at parties.

Freddy: which girl did you sleep with last night.
Jeremy: last night I was cabin straight.

by Bassho August 04, 2021