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The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.
"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.
That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.
November 1st is the day you respect your very tall retarded friends and give? 'em support and confidence
Respect me short mortal for it is retard respect day
Grandpa Trevor and Con Gabriel. And also my fag dad Gabe
Grandpa and Con Gabe are fucking gay retards
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