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When the lady shows some what of her titties the man is entitled to ask to see her tits and the lady must show him all of her tits.
What makes you think you can see my tits?
The show boob rule.
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The 72 hour rule is in reference to the amount of time you are supposed to wait to contact a girl, after you have had coitus.
The purpose of the 72 hour rule is to have the girl lose feelings after you muck her barn so you don't have to have any awkward conversations and you wont directly have to be a dick to her.
The 72 hour rule was first implemented by Jesus Christ, who waited approximately 72 hours to rise from the grave after everyone though he had been killed.
-48 hours is not near long enough as the girl you fucked might still be holding out hope.
-96 hours is too long as what you are doing becomes too obvious and she doesn't need to know what you are doing
On the first day she will still have strong feeling
On the second day she will be sad you ghosted her
On the third day she will just be pissed off
This is why we use the 72 Hour rule.
Guy1: Bro, did you fuck her last night?
Guy2: Yah I think iβm gonna text her and tell her I don't want anything serious, but thats gonna be hella awkward
Guy1: Bro, Just do what my dawg Jesus did and use the 72 Hour Rule!
Guy2: Thats great advice! Thanks!
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A rule that someone calls on a friend who is crushing/stalking/etc on a person he/she is sexually attracted to, but may have a different sexual orientation.
The rule states that the friend cannot be within 30 feet of the friend's crush until his/her sexual orientation is learned.
May have first been used in the film "Camp".
Ron-John is so cute
Sharon-I declare a 30 Foot Rule! John is so straight.
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If you partake in a cheating activity during the hours of 4-5 am or pm it is not cheating. If it starts one minute before 4 or ends one minute after 5 itβs cheating.
Her: Did you cheat on me?
Me: No it was during the 4-5 rule
Her: Oh good
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when it is okay to pick up a pick of food or candy from the floor if it has been on the floor for 5 seconds or less, as if germs and filth cannot adhere to an edible morsel during that time frame
Go ahead and eat the m&m -- the five second rule is in effect.
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when you fart really loud if someone can't spank you in 5 seconds they can't spank you after that
oops i farted really loud now I gotta run around so the 5 second rule will take place
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1. a way of life, being Self-destructive, going into every thing blindly like a big dumb moose, without looking into or being prepared physically or mentally
if you blindly run across a high-way with out looking some hondas going to run you over. you should stop living life by swamp donkey rules
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