a car that is given away because someone had sex in it and cummed on the seats and shit on the engine for sex
oh I got a new car!
oh is it a sex car?
Oh i hope not i dont like cum cars
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"Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
Person1 : *shows picture of a good loooing car*
Person2: "sex car"
A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.
I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.
Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car
Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great