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The punishment for thievery in certain middle eastern countries possibly includes cutting off all five fingers from the hand that stole the goods. Hence, your discounted price of $0 includes five of your fingers, or a "five finger discount".
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When you are having sex and you decide to pleasure your girlfriend with your hand. You rub the lips of her pussy until she is satisfied. Two fingers is normal. Three fingers is when your girlfriend is really horny. Four fingers is just naughty.
I was fingering her lips last night and she gave me a blowjob in return.
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4 fingers up means that you think i’m beautiful, no questions asked.
your bsf threw 4 fingers up because he thinks i’m beautiful.
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The act of cupping ones hand over ones own bare buttocks when farting. To complete the act you rapidly raise your cupped hand to your nose and take a deep breath to sample your odor from your hand.
My farts were deadly, yet I could not help myself from performing the five fingers of stink.
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if everyone worships the ground you walk on.
‘2 fingers up’
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So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
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This is when you rip both of someone's arms off and put one in your ass, and another in someone else's ass, and give each other a high five.
Mick: Yo Ricky, let's 5 finger special Trott!
Ricky: Sounds good bra! Babies, babies!
They grab him by the arms and rip them off; Mick puts an arm in his ass, and Ricky puts an arm in his ass
Mick: High five bra!
Ricky: Sweet man! He just got pwned!
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