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When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.
Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?
A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.
Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."
When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans
My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger
A threesome with two guys and a girl where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to give it the Eiffel Tower shape whilst wearing sombrero’s. This is a Mexican Eiffel Tower.
Hey Matt remember when Eiffel Towered that chick whilst wearing sombrero’s! We were Mexican Eiffel Tower
where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.
I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.