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where two or more men participate in circle jerk race, the first man to cum, spraying his semen all over his opponents, wins
Did you hear about John winning that Mexican Cock Fight last night? It took ten minutes to clean it all up.
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When you start to walk in front of someone , just to get them in your fart-trail.
Goddammit, did you just Mexican truck driver me?
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Is when two people strip naked and one person sits in the chair and and shits on it. The female will then proceed to ride the man until the shit has all been evacuated from the grundle and rectal area.
Ami gave Anthony the good ol' MEXICAN ROCKING CHAIR.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.
Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."
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A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.
"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"
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When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans
My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger
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The act of defecating in someone's trunk without their knowing.
I just pulled a Mexican Trunk Muffin in Jerod's car.
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