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99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 3, 2024


mole call

need to go to the bathroom to make feces

- Hey, why are you leaving?
-Got a mole call, gotta go, fast...

by zbiski October 3, 2017


meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 27, 2020


Someone called Frederick

A guy that was born in 2003, a 19 year old male that decided to join the Urban Dictionary website in September 27th, 2020 just do a definition of what the word "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" meant by also adding useless information about it.
Then, in 2022, he decided to do a definition of "touching grass" by doing a "very funny" joke with it. He also literally forgot that he even made an account for this website.

He also has, in my opinion, WAY too many social medias.

Person 1: Do you remember when Someone called Frederick used to post original content?
Person 2: Nope.
Person 1: Yeah, me neither.

by Someone called Frederick January 6, 2022


call me papi

He is one of the top warzone 60fps just like stomypooh hes the best fortnite gamer hes a real gamer

call me papi and stomy is natsy at sucking big cock

by gcy3evcu3rc3r February 24, 2022


wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024


last call Lacey

A girl that sits in bars late at night with other peoples husbands and pounces on them. The last ratchet girl left at the bar to smash. An ugly girl that smashes all the guys.

"Watch out for last call Lacey, she's always lingering in the bars, eyeing married men when it's almost closing time."

by Rainforestdrip December 30, 2023