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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
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When a studio promotes their game as "built from the ground up" but the game is a copy paste downgrade in reality.
Turn 10: Forza Motorsport is built from the ground up
*Players get the game*
The game: A complete shitshow that's somehow the worst Forza in the Forza franchise.
False advertising and lying to your fans
Turn 10: Forza Motorsport is built from the ground up for this generation.
Players: Okay, then why did you use the same 2005 Nissan S15 model from Forza Motorsport 1?
Turn 10: Well everything is built from the ground up though.
Players: Well if it's built from the ground up, why does the game look worse than Forza Motorsport 7?
Turn 10: *Leaves*
When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.
Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
From morality and moral values to amorality ans atheism
When you have Massachusetts having topless individuals selling you pot you know you've gone from Pilgrims to Pot. To hell in a handbasket.
E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy
i phrase used by people who live in southern cities(e.g. Nashville, Atlanta, Savannah,Raleigh,Dallas, Birmingham, Floridian cities do not count)
it is used when someone says or does something or extreme oddity of a southerner while in the south
guy1: i prefer pepsi over coke
guy2 : you must be from the north
person1: i hate sweet tea
person2:you must be from the north
human1: i like professional football over college football
human2: you must be from the north