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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017


happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019


Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023


Happy Quokka

Used to describe the world's happiest Quokka - Hannie

He's a happy Quokka

by leeknowsairfryer January 9, 2025


happiness project

A lil love wouldn’t be so bad :)

Hey, I’m nick :)
I represent the happiness project :)

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 5, 2024


Happy-Not

Happy-Not - is being happy, but not happy. You want to talk to this one person but you can’t. And you never will get to. So oh well, you suck. I wish that you had the confidence. But oh well.
Cry.
Cry a lot.
But don’t do it too much or else that’s not cool.
So yeah.

Happy-Not.
I am Happy-Not, too much I am.

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 14, 2022


happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit

He did a happy Gilmore

by yeetmeworld May 19, 2023