A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.
Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came
To pat a boner in a playful manner
Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.
Used to describe the world's happiest Quokka - Hannie
He's a happy Quokka
A lil love wouldn’t be so bad :)
Hey, I’m nick :)
I represent the happiness project :)
Happy-Not - is being happy, but not happy. You want to talk to this one person but you can’t. And you never will get to. So oh well, you suck. I wish that you had the confidence. But oh well.
Cry.
Cry a lot.
But don’t do it too much or else that’s not cool.
So yeah.
Happy-Not.
I am Happy-Not, too much I am.
A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit
He did a happy Gilmore