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pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games
i only use directional hitting
I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day is the day where all you volleyball players can shine! Grab all your volleyballs and head over to your besties house for some 1 way pillow fights (with a volleyball ofc!)
Me: Hey Bestie guess what day it is!
Bestie: wha.......wait a second I’m outta here
Me: Ayyy you didn’t even let me finish
Bestie: Fine....
Me: It’s hit your bestie with a volleyball day! I hope your ready!
Bestie: *sigh*
A thought that you instantly forget when barely distracted by something but it hits you like hell that you cant remember it afterwards
Person thinks: *submit assignment*
Person: oh cool cat video
Person: *forgets*
Person: Wtf did I want to do, again? Shit, hit and run thought
When Joe Douglas trades loud Brandon Meriweather for two first round picks.
“Joe Douglas hit a lick up in this jawn.”
By “hitting a lick” joe Douglas has fleeced the Seahawks
“Hitting a lick” or licking dick while hitting men from the back is a term used by men being with men
“Me and my 3 mates finna be hitting a lick tonightttt”