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house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 2, 2023


Sextion 8 housing

A government program dat allows lust-crazed low-income people to individually obtain "simple but sufficient" private residences so that they can then meet at each other's apartments and "get it on" with each other.

"Hot 'n' heavy" encounters wif da opposite gender may indeed be delightful, but if you lack sufficient income to "get a room" every time and would therefore risk your intimate escapades' being observed by other humans, you may need to obtain Sextion 8 housing first.

by QuacksO February 27, 2020


clocketh the house

It means "look at this/that"

I got a new Jeffree Star pallete, clocketh the house, girl!

by Mon IRL February 20, 2018


Jessie's House

A white utopia free of ethnic minorities.

Man, Jessie's house is stress free since there are no blacks there.

by JoelCucksteen February 18, 2023


House Beaner

Inspired from the term “House Nigger”. A House Beaner can be anyone who identifies as “Mestizo”, or a Chicano who rejects their Indigenous American ancestry. Unlike “House Niggers”, House Beaners tend to be relatively dark-skinned, due to their high percentage of Indigenous DNA, in which they’re insecure of.

Chicano guy: “My DNA test came back, it’s say I’m 70% Indigenous”
House Beaner (also Chicano): We’re Mexican, stop trying to be an Indian, you didn’t even grow up on a reservation.

by Joe.momma.1786 April 28, 2021


my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024


brick housing

the act of strategicaly stacking fecal matter on your partners chest, so as to build a withstanding structure.

Guy A: brick housing is the best shelter.
Guy B: especialy during sex. *wink*
Guy A: wait, what?
Guy B: just ask your girlfriend what her friend taught me.

by IceKholdStare June 29, 2009