The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.
Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds
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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.
Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl
THE LAD WITH THE LARGEST MAN TOOL KNOWN TO MAN
OH YOU KNOW THAT JAKE RAWLE, HIS MAN TOOL IS HUGE
So awesome i just dont how awesome he is
Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.
A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)
Jake Daniel Rowley is the greatest person to ever exist. He has the best friends in the world (Nuno, Ffiôn, jayjay, the list goes on because he’s so popular) however, his greatest asset is his 25 inch pump action yogurt rifle! Legend has it girls feel a sudden urge to drop trou and hop on his slong. He also has the cutest dog in the world and her name is Lemmy.
Wow I wish I was like Jake Rowley