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John Woo is an Irish drunk that inhabits the magical world of Furcadia in the form of a black musteline with neon green hair. This little fellow claims the soundtrack of his life to be "Pet sounds" by The Beach Boys and wishes he could have a spring fling with Tom Cruise. And gtfo ladies, he's married to Castro Woo.
John Woo: Well screw it.
John Woo: I can't get the bisquick bubbles out
John Woo: I need a blender.
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An absolute beast of a man defending democracy from a man child through eloquent insults.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Bercow makes me horny
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Was royally OWNED by George W. Bush in the 2004 election.
Still worshipped by DUmmie glue sniffers who thought he was the second coming of Christ, even after losing an election he could have easily won if he had played his cards just a little bit better. He stood for NOTHING. Democrats believed that people should have voted for him based entirely on his personality and character alone. They then over-patronize voters by basically saying that all Kerry voters are geniuses and all Bush voters are "ignorant" subhumans who should be put into death camps. (Note: Democrats define "ignorant" as "anyone who dares oppose us" see also "racist". "fascist", etc.)
Well, 59 million Americans saw through the intelligence-insulting Democratic partyline. I guess Americans would rather have a "dumb chimp" as president. What does that tell you about the Democrats if they can't even defeat a chimp, hmmmmm?
When John Kerry lost, the Democrats became completely hysterical. The party that touted itself as being for "ordinary people" proved that they hold ordinary people in complete contempt and didn't give two shits about us unless we voted for them without question. They all went back to their local Starbucks to gloat about how much more "enlightened" they are than the rest of us eeeeevil Amerikkkans.
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1. He is the Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party and talks quite funny. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.
2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.
1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.
2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.
2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.
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the act of spending the night after sex or a sexual act and then getting up and leaving without waking the other person up.
"after drinking 17 shots and leaving with a '2', Balint found it in his best interest to leave via a dear john in the morning"
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John Hock is the cutest boy on the internet.
He has a popular show on Stickam called The John Hock Show.
He loves KimiKobra,alot!
www.myspace.com/johnhockftw
Woah,did you see John Hock And KimiKobra the other day?
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1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.
2) The antichrist.
3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.
4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.
5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.
"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"
"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."
"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."
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