A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.
person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef
When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.
Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.
Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth
A blowjob given by someone with an ice cube in their mouth.
In the summer I love receiving Eskimo mouth hugs.
A blowjob given with a pierce of ice in the givers mouth.
One hot summer day I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden my wife gave me an Eskimo mouth hug.
When you eat a strawberry that has come from the grocery store and don't properly rinse it before you eat it your mouth with fall off within a few days.
- this is due to the chemicals used to make sure that the strawberry stays fresh along with the chmicals used while it grows which is harmful to humans
The patient here seems to be experiencing drop mouth, for eating to many strawberries without washing them.
This is the medical term used when a patient losses their mouth due to eating an excessive amount of strawberries without washing them.
The patient seems to be experiencing "Drop Mouth".