Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.
Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!
A Place somewhere in the fur of cartoon characters, where they keep important things that they can somehow inexplicably pull out of nowhere. This `nowhere` is actually a fur pocket.
Eg. Grimace keeps a map in his fur pocket in the adventures of Ronald MacDonald.
I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride
A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.
(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!
Pocket mustard cant be bought, sold ,or stolen It must comes from great Sacrifice, Passion and above all Heart. You either have it or you don't!
Man That Artist named Kory Hubbel has the kind of Pocket Mustard that comes from the streets!
When you have an extra pocket of flesh for you to store things.