A beautiful and dazzling girl who isn't afraid to show her true forms!
Peppa Pig is the actual God and her husband is named shrek.
Peppa pig and shrek are inseparable and will NEVER break up
Linzy: OMG did you hear??? Peppa Pig joined our school
Jake: OMGGGGGGGGGG THATS THE BEST NEWS EVERRRR
Linzy: I KNOW RIGHT!! I CANT WAIT TO MEET HER, SHE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL!
Jake: YEAH AND I HEARD THAT SHREK IS INTRESTED IN HER
Linzy: OMG THEY WOUDL BE THE CUTEST COUPLE EVER!!
Jake: I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
Wow, where do you even start to describe such a stunning pig like Peppa. She looks like a supermodel in anything she wears. there's never a time where I've been physically pained to see her . She makes me the happiest I've been in a long time and her beautiful personality is so infectious that she could probably make hitler and bin laden smile. It is a blessing to be with her and and no moment with her should ever be a moment wasted. also don't be surprised if you have to end a couple of kids lives to get to her, cause shes gotta a reason to be pursued. Lastly, you can always count on her to be your #1 no matter what in all aspects of life.
Code secret absolutely top secret code for porn.
P: hey squirrel hyd
S: hi cutie, I was really bored so figured I'd just watch some Peppa pig
P: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT'S CHEATINGGG ARGH
A fat pig that is 7'1" like wtf?
Person: Yo do you know who peppa pig is?
Person 2: Yea, shes that fat-ass pig that lives down the block
The Imfamous Torture Weapon Used On All Ages 12+ In Order To Insure Maximun Pain And Suffering
Dear god, I had to watch Peppa Pig with my niece. I nearly died!
I love the episode where susie sheep has a peppa pig sandwich