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A person who paints works of art with their own crap usually a swastika and or someone who is mentally deficeint
"dude who is the special finger painter who made his masterpiece in the stall?"
When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.
I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.
When mix liquid poop and sperm in a coffee mug and or coffee pot and stir it around. (Made famous in Tennessee.
Rick: That Decaf Coffee didn’t sit well with me.
Bob: Why don’t you try a Will Levis Special instead.
When you and your partner orgasm intensely together and it lands on your balls and your partner licks it up.
Girl, I edged this morning and i got a date tonight. I'm gonna give her the Mcnutty Special.
1. A terrified apology.
2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.
I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!
I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.
selfish sex
5 minutes of fucking with no foreplay
no eating out
no satisfaction for the girl
straight to sleep after they have nutted
Joe: I hit that slumbust with the chesty special
Noah: So you gave her 5 minutes of mid wood, nutted then went to sleep?