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Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024


Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.

Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie

by Myell98 July 22, 2018


Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022


Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024


straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 18, 2021


Straight Pull Up

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.

by Existential Crisis May 17, 2018


straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017