really super gay

the highest level of gay possible. the only person to ever achieve this level of gayness is mr. slave from south park

Guy 1: Did u watch the last episode of south park?
Guy 2: No I didnt.
Guy 1: Wow ur really super gay! Anyways, Mr. Slave out whored paris hilton!!!
Guy 2: Wow....I wanna be just like mr. slave.........
Guy 1: ummm....okay..............(slowly backs away to the closest exit and sprints out of there)

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super tow truck

A tow truck so big that the natural curve of the earth causes it to teeter

The super tow truck looks like a see saw stretched from San Francisco to New York!

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Super Simp September

A challenge where one has to simp as much as possible or at any given opportunity during the entirety of September.

-Stop Simping, it's not cool!
-No no no. It's Super Simp September, I have to!

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Jesus Super Soaker

It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.

Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.

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Super Bowl Sex

The act of having sex beacause your favorite team won...or lost if you just want to, most of the time on game day.

Boyfriend: Giants won, wanna have Super Bowl Sex?
Girlfriend: Sure!!!

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Super Straight

Someone who isn’t transphobic but doesn’t want to date anyone trans.

guy 1 : I don’t like trans people

guy 2: so you’re transphobic wowwww
guy 1: no I’m just super straight

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Super Straight

A sexual orientation where a man is attracted to women only or where a woman is attracted to men only.

Man: I am Super Straight. I am only attracted to women. I am not attracted to people with penises or chopped off penises.

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