Oakland Jelly Roll

when you make a girl cum then you poop in her vagina and stick your dick in and then she queefs it into your mouth

My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll

My girlfriend and I just did an oakland jelly roll

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roll your dice

to play with your balls before carefully dropping them into a girls mouth

please just be careful while rolling your dice

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Rock 'n Roll

Rock And Roll Bands: If they aren't listed here, they suck or aren't real rock and roll.

For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.

(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:


-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)

That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.

Also appears in the other Rock n Roll Defenitions. I fixed the typo's this time. Don't I rock? :)

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that's how gangsters roll

The way gangsters act/behave and how they go about doing things in their everyday lives. Often said by people who are not gangsters when they do something they think is cool.

Person 1: "So that guy was talking shit to me ya know."

Person 2: "So what did you do about it?"

Person 1: "I busted a cap in his ass and then fucked his girlfriend!"

Person 2: "That's how gangsters roll!"

Person 1: Fuck yeah!"

Another example:

"I beat that video game without dying once. Now that's how gangster's roll."

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rock n roll

a genre of music that i think has died and looking back in 20 years none of bands wil be remembered because most suck. When people list good rock bands its seems 80 percent are from over 20 years ago.

Nas is high hip hop aint dead rock n roll is.

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Chocolate Swiss Roll

A procedure conducted during anal penetration in which during male ejaculation the female excretes her bowels onto the male reproductive organs.

Nathan - "I'm gonna bust a nut!"
Antneo - "Let me chocolate swiss roll you baby!"
Nathan - "Yes!"

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Jelly Roll Box

A "jelly roll box " is usually a stainless steel or aluminum box affixed to the wall next to toilets in public restrooms. The jelly roll box is provided for women to dispose of their used sanitary napkins or tampons in rather than to flush them down the toilet.

The vile stench in the ladies room came from a jelly roll box that had not been emptied for a week.

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