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Cmon, everyone loves him, we know this. He’s literally the best and will kill you if you hurt someone he loves
Person 1: “Yeah I beat up Alex’s best friend”
Person 2: “Oh shit here he comes you better run”
Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
A dude that has three crushes and I’m one of them,and idk why I am
“Alex is not nice”
A man/boy who is slightly overweight and insists on sharing his jacket
Fucking hell man that Connor kid is a fucking Alex and a half
Someone who’s not afraid to like, speak their mind. They’re also like, SUPERRR independent. Like, they don’t need, NOBODY. They’re a FIERCE LEEDER. Oh yeah and they’re also like, SUPERRR hot.
Person 1: omg Alex just asked me out todayyyy
Person 2: omg really???? Ur sooooooo luckyyyy!!!!!! Hes super hot
Person 1: omg ikr
is a wholesome but weird brother. The type that sucks ass and eats flabbage. Thinks he’s hot but has 4 J bags and a beer belly. Gets on our neves but is a precious chihuahua. Don’t be an Alex.
That mother fucker Alex..