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coffee and cake light
a really long Red Light, u can sit there and have coffee and cake at the stop light before it turns green for you to go on your merry way...
coffee and cake light
Person 1: The light at this intersection is mad long...
Person 2: Yeah we can have coffee and cake before it turns green...
Person 3: Run the damn light, it's broke...
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a disgustingly vile way to piss off or gross out someone you really don't care for. after performing the turd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your ass, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too...that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, AGAIN! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a turd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are DARK! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
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the most divine experience ever. A extremely large Tahitian momma who is divine in every way.
One who constantly says FTP and is constantly eating charlottes chocolate.
has an absolutely fanastic pair of breasts, and whos body is a sex temple.
Sophie: What do you think of my temple? FTP
Mark: It is divine, baby mo cakes. I want to eat you out!
Sophie: FTP fo sho!
i ate out bby mo cakes last night, there was enough leftovers to make momo sammies for a week....GREAT FOR THE KIDDIES LUNCHBOXES!
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Basically i code word for toss off (tea) and finger (fruit cakes).
Oooo me and her are gonna have a "Tea and fruit cake" sesh soon.
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A term used when telling a person to be quiet.
Shut your cake eater, I am trying to watch T.V.
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Cake Out (v.)-Cake Out means to fuck someone's asshole til blood or an excrement don't come out of his/her ass.
Cake Out (n.)-A person who lies a lot.A biggest liar.Totally fake person.
"Now shut the fuck up Christina,otherwise I'll cake out you"!
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When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake
I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.
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