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Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.
‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’
‘Oh he’s having a Michael’
Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.
Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!
Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!