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Ur mom

Ur mom is your birth giver.

Jeff: hi
Mark: ur mom
Jeff: *cries*

by InvalidUser July 27, 2022


Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suckur mom

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019


ur mom

someone who gave birth to u and loved u ur whole life

ur mom

by charli that me November 23, 2021


Ur mom

A women who spat on you when you were born.

Hey mom what are you.”
“The women that spat on you. I’m Ur Mom.”

by Dieplz April 26, 2021


Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021


Ur mom

They person who had you they person you call mom

Ur mom is bussin bussin

by UwUlillibug September 16, 2021


ur Mom

Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!

Ur mom so fat

by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021