The most gorgeous boy you will ever see. Ive only known him for a few weeks but he makes my heart flutter. He is caring and sweet and everything i look for in a guy. Ben i love you
‘Who is he’
‘That’s my boyfriend, Ben <3’
When one doesn't wash underneath there finger nails or wash there hands , one may say ive been dirty tonight and done a ben.
"ben gf repeatley goes to the doctors for a yeast infection"
ben is so fucking hot but also very adorable. he’s only half stupid and he’s the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. bens a great cook, like gordon ramsey. bens the best. don’t ever loose your ben.
ben *makes crepes*
Always the first to pass out on the sesh. A complete mong, gets all the women but has trouble keeping them due to his abnormally small penis. Loves videogames and anime girls with big tits. People are usually unsure of his ethnic background
I cant believe I saw bens dick in McDonald’s. I’m not sure whether he’s a shower or a grower, I’d give him a good 5 inches.
That guy who spends half his life in school, that 30 year old dude who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing in 3rd grade. Spends the entire time looking at teachers booty and taking nude selfies to send them to 11 year old girls.
Girl 1: Did you get a snap from Ben?
Girl 2: YEAH! This dude won't stop sending his dick..
Girl 1: Guurl you're 11, he could be your dad.