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A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
where you're so angry that you are about to and/or wish upon the act of spaz-tastically shoot fucking liquid out of your ass. *painful*
tera: you are so fucking stupid
jerry: no u
tera: and you wonder why i dumped your ugly ass
jerry: fucking AnAl-diScHarGe!1!!!1!
Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know
A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal
My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.
Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.
Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.