The thing that, more often than not, determines whether you get hired or promoted.
It’s not always what you know, but who you blow.
to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork
boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you
Projectile vomiting with contents too large to be considered chunks.
We were in such a hurry to get to the party, we wolfed down our food with little chewing involved. I figured she'd be soon be blowing chunks, but I had no idea she'd start blowing Buicks.
Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
Verb: Eating or going to McDonald's.
I'll be there shortly but first I need to make quick stop to blow the clown.