Filled Chocolate Bunny

1: when you buy Your Girlfriend a big enough chocolate buny that you can put a hole into for valentines day.

Make the hole on the bottom and cum into the hole of the Chocolate bunny and freeze it. Then give it to her, and when she asks say "its a Vanilla Filled Chocolate Bunny"
2: When you fuck a black chick with bunny ears on her head and come inside her

Ex 1) Alex: I gave my Girlfriend a Filled Chocolate Bunny for Valentines Day
Jon: Dude! Sick!

Ex 2) Ray: I Fucked that chick from the party and made her a Filled chocolate bunny ;)
Ryan: nice bro, hope she was on the pill though

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chocolate milk splash

When doing a girl in the ass, and you pull it out and proceed to blow it on her cunt.

That chick got pregnant after I gave her a chocolate milk splash.

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Chocolate Coated banana

When having sex, the guy pulls out and jizzes all over a girl's face, then proceeds to take a dump on her face. The white jizz resembles the banana and the shit resembles the chocolate.

Andy was having sex with Pauline when she screamed out "I need a chocolate coated banana!"

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sweeter than chocolate

Alisa Aydin

You know you're sweeter than chocolate?

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Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

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Chocolate Milk

After having anal sex you then proceed to have sex with the girls titties.

I went over to sammy's house and gave her some chocolate Milk!

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chocolate runway

where david likes victoria to shove her fist

david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"

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