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When you suddenly get the urge to get up, flail your arms, have 14 panic attacks and die on the inside.
Mom: CHRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DO YOU NEED AN AMBULANCE?!
Chris: I'm DANCING MOM! It's a TREND!
a disgusting type of physical activity that sucks
Dancing is my favorite thing to- *gets murdered*
wanking. jerking off. masturbating with vibrators or hands.
"Zoe said she was too busy dancing to come out to the pub and play cribbage"
When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer
Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition
Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy
Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran
Person 2 Fat plan my g
Guy 1: (having an obvious seizure)
Guy 2: damn you’re a good dancer
(Dancing, cause urban dictionary’s policy of needing the word in the definition is bullshit)
having a stroke
with style
guy 1: hey is that guy having a stroke
guy 2: *literally dying*
guy 1: nah he's just dancing lmao