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Some junk mail that says if you send it to 50000 people then your crush kisses you 3 days into the future.
Person 1- "I heard Catherine got a chain E-mail that said she would get kissed by Bob yesterday....so she asked Bob to kiss her."
Person 2- "What did Bob say?"
Person 1- "He called her stupid for believing that crap and didn't kiss her."
Person 2- "Ooh... ouch."
To drop your balls into the widened anus of another person. Named after the pioneer Willee E.
After his asshole I did rip, I proceeded to give him a Wilee E Dip.
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political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.
We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.
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bf: hey babe
gf: yeah
bf: keys without the e
gf: ..
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Wall-E is the correct name for the streetgame where players get knocked out in turn as they miss the ball when it rebounds off the wall. It is no different from the streetgame slams other than it's name which is the correct one to use when playing it.
Wall-E plays like a game of squash but is played with the feet and a football. Players get knocked out in turn as they miss the ball when it rebounds off the wall.
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Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)
Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest mouse in the fucking world!
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a brand of rolling papers, most commonly associated with use in marijuana joints rather than hand-rolled cigarettes
"Yeah, one pack of e-z widers."
Convenience store owner snickers.
"Blazin' tonight?"
"You know it."
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