Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

Chicken Egg and Cheese

A chopped female who is stinky and just reminds you of a shitty breakfast sandwich

"Yo slim that girl over there is a Chicken Egg and Cheese." Says Deejay Pauly. "Nah, odee twin she chip and dale."

detroit eggs

Run down and runny

"Hey could I get the Detroit eggs?"

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

Lay eggs

Something that someone named Chloe always says.

Chloe: "LAY EGGS"

Everyone: "stfu"