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someone who has to like all pages on facebook, especially harry potter ones. Usually they like roughly 30-100+ pages a day and clog up everyones news feed. These people are usually named Alex.
...likes the page I have a fake pet yellow pigeon and 197 other pages.
Man..that Alex is a real facebook page liking slut
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When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.
Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?
Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.
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someone who aprrecites everythig excessively..and reacts to nearly evrything with expressions like "awwww" ,"so sweet"" ,"woooooow"...."love u" ,"Muuuah", " .
This Facebook-Drama-queen is really getting on my nerves with her silly comments on my updates.
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Any girl who aprrecites everythig excessively..and reacts to nearly evrything with expressions like "awwww" ,"sweet"" ,"woooooow"...."love u" ,"Muuuah".
This Facebook-Drama-queen is really getting on my nerves with her silly comments on my updates.
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One who is not yet acquainted with the ways and etiquette of facebook, (for example liking one's own status, commenting on one's own status before others comment, writing in all caps) A facebook newbie, if you will.
Wow, Sean is such a facebook newb boob.
She must be new to facebook, she is always newb boobing.
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Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.
Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."
Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."
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An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.
Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum
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