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A phrase typicaly used for some good fucking food, and does not actually NEED to be some saucy ramen noodles. Has orgin in the rap culture
My mom: We are eating mushroom Soup for dinner
Me: SHUT up mummer, WE only EATIN good noodles tonight
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The thing that everyone in lower management and up knows will get the employees motivated. Usually made of wood or copper due to cost constraints, but some have been known to not be sticks at all but rather electrical cords to deep fryers and or fans that once kept the kitchen cool but now don't work anymore.
Worker 1 "Hmm hmm standin' around collecting time....ah wait.." as the manager walks around the corner, carrying the mighty copper stick and glaring at worker 1.
Worker 2 "I love making these tacos, yessir!" as he nervously groups the tortillas, sweat falling like bullets in the lettuce bin.
Worker 1,under his breath "That stick....that damn employee-be-good stick! Making me do work...and stuff!"
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A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!
Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?
Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
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Commonly used as a pick-up line, initiated by a male. Usually inferring a desire to engage in sexual behavior within a short time after such statement is delivered
Male: "Yo ma, we been talkin' fo' a minute now, whats really good?
Female: "Oh, I dunno..."
Male: "Well, tell me when you know... -oNe-"
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When in an awkward situation, go into akward tent postion. From there lock fingers together and let you hands fall from your head into a vague basket shape near your abdomine. You can swing the basket now while saying "good story basket, tell me a tale" after this it is best to make up a great story to distract who ever else is witnessing the awkward situation. Thus, making everything better.
You're standing with a group of friends, then suddenly one drops dead. Normally this would be awkward, fortunetly you know about the good story basket. You then proceed to make the basket, then tell a tale about pirates, distracting everyone from the dead friend.
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The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.
Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.
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Good Charlotte is a band that DOES sound somewhat generic, but as an old and true fan, ill give you the TRUE low-down. Good Charlotte's most famous members are Benji and Joel, twin brothers from Maryland. they were raised by their loving mother after their father left the family on Christmas eve. they were poor, and were bullied by their classmates. Their first cd, the self titled album (one that most good charlotte haters dont even know about) was the best album they made. they were truly against 'the norm' and if you want to know how life was for them before fame, listen to their first cd. theyll tell you everything. However, i am sad to say that the band, in a way, DID sell out before their 4th album came out. in their second album, they bash the lifestyle of rich and famous people in their song, "lifestyles of the rich and famous." And now they are dating chicks like Nicole Richie. I will always love them and hope for the best, and i truly hope they remember where they came from.
"Good Charlotte, a perfect example of nerds getting revenge."
"Then when we look back, we will have to laugh, they used to call us names now they want our autograph."
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