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A song by Fort Minor of Linkin park that expresses the true meaning behind the "war." Mike uses the first admendment fully in writing this song. The words are too deep for most people to understand because this song requires an IQ to understand.
"Dude have you heard that song on Linkin Parks' new album that talks about the war??"
"You mean Hands Held High?"
"I don't know, there were a lot of big words and I don't follow anything on the news..."
"Yea, thats Hands Held high, Stop breathing my air."
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Can we please just impeach Tiny Hands McShitswizzle already?
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When you tie a belt around your hands and wrap your dick in the middle, then lift your hands to make your dick slap a chicks face.
Person: If you don't shut up I'll go all No handed gerbil belt on your face!
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Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.
(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."
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When you're chilling with someone after having sex, and you take their hand and put it on your butt and fart on it and make them smell it.
"Ewww! What was that all about!"
"You got a daisy hand!"
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(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.
Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=
I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.
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Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
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