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Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
when a guy can't get it up...especially on a holiday or involving alcohol.
Dude, that guy pulled a serious Jake-Lembo last night.
This guy will do some very camp sh!t on paper but when you're with him you just KNOW he's the sh!t.
Also tends to have a fat a$$ and struggles to keep the monster in his pants.
Despite all this a Jake C is usually pretty modest and shy.
Girl I thought Jake C was gonna be lame ass but ugh... I want more
Patrick Kearney. That's it, that's the Jake Pauler of the century.
Yo who's Jake Pauler of the century this time around?
Oh it's Patrick Kearney.