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Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.
Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.
Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.
Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"
Biggest titted person in the world
Jakes mom has a big ass and tits
When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.
Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”
her: have u seen jake briningstool?
friend: omg yeah he’s the sexiest man alive!