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Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
Someone who looks homeless and showers less frequently then his piers, generally a nick name given to man who has long hair and a zz top style beard and smells like 3 day old hiking socks,
Stinky Jesus is generally the life of the party and always last to bed.
Do you remember Stinky Jesus from Saturday night, he needed a bloody tub !
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You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
Any over-enthusiastic literature or preaching by any Christian faction.
Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.
"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"
Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.
Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
1. A person who loves to PK in the game of Runescape. | 2. Having a full friends list. | 3. #kool ftw. | 4. Someone who loves to play Zelda. | 5. To know where your front door is.
Guy 1 "Wow! He has been playing Ocarina of Time all day!" Guy 2 "Yea, hes such a jesus pur."
God like form of grand Master obama
"Obama Jesus will strike you down"