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x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake
Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.
How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.
the person trisha paytas sang about
literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~
Jesus. Also known as James Buchanan Barnes, is a VERY good looking and VERY sexy individual.
“Omg is that Jesus?!”
“No that’s Bucky Barnes.”
“Ohhh, he’s really hot.”
“Ikr!”
Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway
Hey did you see Jesus went to tulum
me, i'm very obviously jesus
Me: Hello
Everyone: Oh my god! It's literally Jesus Christ!
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