meat strap

the area between the scrotum and anus, perineum; t'aint your balls......taint your ass......

Nothing like a good meat strap licking!

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Defrost meat

A great excuse to bail on dinner plans when the only person that responds to your group message is the person you don't want to have dinner with.

Sorry Chris I forget I already defrost meat

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Ho Meat

The substance that makes up a real prostitute.

Look at that ass, she's got real grade A ho meat.

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Brain Meats

The tasty delicious meats, found exclusively within the skulls of the stupid, infirm, obese and young. Often craved by zombies and cadaver kids (AKA goths).

q:My brain meats hurt!
a:Could that be because a zombie is munching on them?

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Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

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The Meat Sweats

When you crave any type of meat; commonly steak or a burger <3

“I want a steak so bad”
“Ohhh shit you have the meat sweats”

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meat sissy

Some people are not up for the game of rock and roll. Meat sissy defines a human very viable of having a great time. A meat sissy invites friends over, doesn’t answer their phone for a few hours. Upon arrival of these invited friend, meat sissy is in the shower, hiding their face from the fun life.
Don’t be a meat sissy.

Arian: chiling in Rio! Wanna come through?

Sara: Yis!!!

(Sara calls Arian a numerous amount of times and shows up at Arians with friends)

Arian: (in shower hiding)

Sara: Arian is such a meat sissy

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