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A person that often shops at dollar stores and orders food from the dollar menu at fast food restaurants.
Steve: Bro we should hang out
TJ: Yeah dude for sure! What we gonna do about food and drinks?
Steve: We'll hit up Mcdonalds for the dollar menu then head to Dollar General
TJ: You are the One Dollar Baller
Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
1. Bumpin' a fresh beat
2. Taking a fat as fuck shit
1. Yo! DJ! Drop a fat one!
2. Fuck, I gotta drop a fat one.
The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave
"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."
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An event that happens when you drink too much or you're so terribly desprate for sex, you have a fun night with a stranger only to wake up and know that you have a 50% chance you contracted chlamydia and/or how disappointed God is of you. But it doesn't matter because you'll do it again anyway.
A one night stand is like Russian roulette, you either get a high chance of great sexy times or you fucking shoot yourself in the head. Might as well just fuck your bestfriend.
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A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.
Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"
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One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.
Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!
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