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when little pieces of pubic hair stick out of your undies
i always pube my pants
i pube my pants in #mycalvins
When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”
“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
"eat pant" is a bootleg version of Bart Simpsons from "The Simpsons" catchphrase which is "Eat my shorts!" The words come from a birthday cake which had a poorly made image of Bart next to the text which was spelt like "eAT PANT"
"Hey Joe! do you want to eat pant today?"
Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines
"I love pants pipeng washington"
Abraham Lincoln
funny???????
poop pants no diaper is funny????????????
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a weirdo little shite who is really short but can be funny. he can be really immature but can be a good person sometimes. he knows he shouldn't be doing a lot of stuff he does, but he does it anyway to look cool. usually he acts like a wannabe redneck and is stupid.
"damn janet was really acting like a little wannabe redneck superstar today. what a pantelis"