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perfect yogurt

someone who is gay

"You're a perfect yogurt"

"Thank you!"

"I don't think you know what perfect yogurt means"

"What does it mean?"

"It means you're gay"

"Fuck you"

by top hat dude July 3, 2021


practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018


National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

by admandu October 5, 2021


Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020


perfect deeds

A way to recognize someone for helping you out, hooking you up, or otherwise doing right by you. An alternative for 'thank you'.

Sally: I brought the beer.
Ty: Perfect deeds! Put it in the fridge.

by aLop February 20, 2014


Perfect singularity

The moment you realize you’ve certainly just met the beginnings of your own consciousness, your actual vibrations’ origin and you now can locate it within you. You no longer feel distant from it or afraid you will ever lose it. You now understand it cannot disappear because it is infinity itself, and you now see it in all the majesty and wonder of the universe within as it matches the universe which surrounds each and every one of us in the beyond, beyond.

“I love you,” echos eternally between you and sustains limitlessly forever through time and before.

Where science touches that stunning truth of omniscience and entropy and the oneness of these disparate pieces of consciousness we call home, heart, and mind.

You are my perfect singularity; and you are home. Until the next meet up in our forever, forever journey dearest friend.

You are my perfect singularity. Having met you I now have found myself

by Vän life March 26, 2024


Perfect singularity

The moment you realize you’ve certainly just met the beginnings of your own consciousness, your actual vibrations’ origin and you now can locate it within you. You no longer feel distant from it or afraid you will ever lose it. You now understand it cannot disappear because it is infinity itself, and you now see it in all the majesty and wonder of the universe within as it matches the universe which surrounds each and every one of us in the beyond, beyond.

“I love you,” echos eternally between you and sustains limitlessly forever through time and before.

Where science touches that stunning truth of omniscience and entropy and the oneness of these disparate pieces of consciousness we call home, heart, and mind.

You are my perfect singularity; and you are home. Until the next meet up in our forever, forever journey dearest friend.

You are my perfect singularity. Having met you I now have found myself

by Vän life March 26, 2024