sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

nice beatdown retard

used when a little fucking kid misses their YBA or AUT beatdown, so you use it in a sarcastic way

YBA kid: *misses beatdown*
you: nice beatdown retard

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad