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when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.
whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.
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The most used lie of the internet.
Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...
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Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No KPop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK
Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
what is the ylyl rules?
willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers
Rule #2 No Zoomers
Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)
Rule #4 No Marvel Stans
Rule #5 Stan Loona
Rule #6 No KPop
Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK
Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before
Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit
Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5
Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
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The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.
1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!
2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...
1: Really, why?
2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.
1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.
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First Rule of Fight Club, don't talk about Fight Club.
Fight Club is something you never talk about. Why? Because it is the first rule of Fight Club.
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At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
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Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
When flipping a coin, take into account the 50-50-90 rule,most likely you'll be wrong.
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